Never been to one before. I already ate dinner - I made teriyaki chicken wings with homemade teriyaki sauce, so I'm proud of myself - so I'm unlikely to have any interactions with the pig itself. But I'm ready to soak up the atmosphere. Sorta.
Haven't been to an all-out, wild, Jello-shots kind of party in a while, so I'm trying not to feel like the almost-forty-year-old that I am...!
Sigh... I'm trying.
But I have a feeling we might bow out early.