As my bus rolled into Ypsi yesterday, I noticed the marquee at the Deja Vu strip joint. It proclaims:
CONGRATULATIONS SAGE, 2008 QUEEN OF THE COUCHES!
I thought that was beautiful.
It's one thing to be pole queen, or dance queen, or G-string queen... but to be queen of the couch dance... wow! That's royalty!
Of course, I shouldn't be giggling. For all I know, Sage is working on her second PhD in astrophysics at U.M. right now and funding her research with her majestically obtained couch-dance riches.
But still. Queen of the Couches.